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House cleaning tips (humorous)

HELPFUL HOUSECLEANING HINTS...         Windows:        Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter        against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15        and leave it alone.        Cobwebs:        Artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb,thereby         creating a romantic atmosphere. If someone points out that the light fixtures            need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim "What? And spoil the mood?"            (Or just throw glitter on them & call them holiday decorations.) &nb sp;      Pet Hair:        Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways by      ...